{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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Marina Rollman is a Swiss comedian.
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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\"The Way\"/\"Solitaire\" is the second commercial double A-side CD single by Clay Aiken released on March 16, 2004, on the RCA label. The record pe