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Alderley Edge is a village and civil parish in Cheshire, England, 6 miles (10Â km) north-west of Macclesfield and 12 miles (19Â km) south of Manchester. It lies at the base of a wooded sandstone escarpment, The Edge, overlooking the Cheshire Plain. As of the 2021 census, its population was 4,777.
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